Friday, August 5, 2011

Old Sicamous Road Walk, Part 1

Old Sicamous Road
Knowing that the most important job of every day is for me to have my exercise, and also knowing that I love those early morning hours, and want to use them  for intellectual endeavours, rather than physical exercise, I decided to take hold of myself and walk first thing in the morning, whether I want to or not.

 ...so glad I bought the  heavy duty stroller for the woods ...
I slipped into the Bates House to find a walking partner, hoping that Zoe or Charise would be up, but any house that stays up until 2 am every night playing family games, is not likely to have too many people wandering around at 6 am, wanting to walk before their day begins again.

“This couldn’t be true of a house where there is someone under one year old,” I thought, so I went over to see if Landon Hicks had woken anyone in his house.

Laynie was up, but not the baby, and though Glen encouraged her to take the run with me, the baby was awake by the time his mom had her running shoes on, so Glen suited up and off to the trail we went
Glen pushing the baby along the Trans Canada Highway until we came to the Walking Cycling Trail that follows Old Sicamous Road right into town.

The walk was equally enjoyable the next day.
Art bought me a telephoto lens for my birthday
Marcia joined us. 

I learn something new every time I walk the trail – and especially with an old forester.

Here is my laundry list of new things I saw along the way and new hints that Glen gave me to help me truly enjoy the forest. 

Art and Teague, fishing at 6 am
One is that if I take the walk early in the morning and look down, way down to the water, I might see Teague and Art in a boat, their fishing lines out on a beautiful morning.

You can see them in the lower left hand side of the picture, barely a dot on the water.

We stopped again to look at the barrier that Highways constructed about 20 years ago. 

There is a potential slide area, one where the rocks could come down and cover the railroad track.

highways slide barrier
Since there would be liability from highway construction involved if such a slide happened, highways constructed this barrier.

Stopping at this point to look up to the highway and then down to the water is well worth the time spent there, getting an idea of where the slide comes from and how it could impact the railroad below.

One of the signs that I have missed along the way is one that is high on the highway side of the trail, instead of down low, at eye level as the other signs are.
goat's beard

“You can see it up there, a little higher than the goat’s beard,” Glen said, pointing to where the sign was nailed, high in a tree.

Sure enough, the 3 kilometre sign was hidden way up where I would have never seen it.

We had a long lesson on the difference between step moss and pipe cleaner moss.

“I could remember the Latin names with a little refresher,” he said, “but you get the idea with the common names.”

step moss
The step moss can be separated into steps when you pick it up and try to see the real shape of it.  We stayed there for a while, trying to get a handle on the pipe cleaner moss that sticks straight up, comparing it to the step moss that separates out in layers.

We paused for a minute to take pictures at a place where someone has built a small wooden bench on a look-out that gives a good view up toward The Narrows, a place where all three of us had our cameras in hand.

The Indian Pipe was in large patches along the trail – not hard to see, if one would just look down, which is where I was looking most of the time, to keep my footing secure.
Look up.  Look up.

“Foresters are always told to look up”, said Glen, and indeed, he taught me how to see the difference between the cedar cover and the more mature Douglas Fir cover in the forest as we walked along, a new learning for me.

Subway Sandwiches

olives, tomatoes, ham & cucumbers for me
Subway Sandwiches a la Shuswap Style were provided by Doral and Anita provided this summer – one meal that should be a regular happening. 

Their children are already good at building the sandwiches.

David is also good at constructing these sandwiches, given the number of Subway Sandwich Collector bags he has in his possession.
I love these sandwiches

The Johnson kids can lay the cut buns out and get the right toppings for them like a breeze.

I am slower at making the choices and so was the third person out to the deck for lunch.

The tall table and stools have become the place where Meighan and David like to sit. 
Whose turns is it to begin the game?

Bonnie joined us and we played word games, ones that challenge the use of the letter “s”, or any other letter in the alphabet that might pose a problem for potential lispers.

As well, we played the game where everyone adds just one word to a sentence until a story is created.

The sandwiches were long gone and the game players were still happy – a good lunch when conviviality trumps getting away after a meal is finished – at least for five and six year olds.

The Fourth Annual Pig Roast, Part 2

finished roasting and resting before being carved
The Fourth Annual Pig Roast guests numbered 71 and came to the house in groups: 19 from the Bates house; 15 people were Richard and Miranda’s guests.  Mike flew in from Vancouver to do the honours at the cutting table. 

The Woods and Pillings came in double digits, bringing with them the cutest crop of babies under one year old.  The Robertsons and Camps-Johnsons were at the pig roast in smaller numbers, bringing with them robust appetites. 

Food was bounteous: baked potatoes with sour cream toppings containing lots of fat for those not on diets, and with minimal butter fat for those on diets.  Spinach salads, green lettuce salads and Caesar salads were replaced as the bowls emptied during the evening.  People who wanted carbs in their salads went to the Thai Rice Salad or the Italian Antipasto Salad.  A 24 inch Lazy Susan held the pickles, olives and hot peppers. 

I had done up 5 loaves of country seed bread and then moved making 5 more loaves of white bread.  But measuring the water in the wrong measuring cup, I accidentally doubled the white bread recipe – which made it possible for the bread to be cut in thick slices onto which butter could be spread.  My motto is that bread is only a vehicle on which to carry butter to one’s mouth, but I couldn’t carry thin slices out, for when the bread is hot, the slicing can’t be done thinly.  There is some bad news on the chutney front.  I can’t find the mango chutney recipe.  But Janet helped me bottle some plum, fig and orange chutney and it came in as a close second. Bonnie Wyora had done six 12 inch lemon tarts for dessert and those tarts made their way out to the porch and onto tables where people were already too full to go back to the kitchen for more.

With a touch of the hand, Mike pulling the leg away from the carcass
“The pig is finished, succulent and so tender that the leg is falling off,” called Mike.  “One hour for it to cool and we can begin to eat.””Sit right here and talk to me,” said Jay when his meal was finished.  So I drew my chair close.  Moiya joined me in a few minutes on Jay’s right side and then Wyona slipped into the room to tell Moiya that Michelle needed her in the kitchen. 

As soon as Moiya got up, and before she had begun to take one step away from the chair, Wyona slipped right under her to take her chair – at which point Moiya knew that Michelle didn’t need her, but only that Wyona wanted that chair next to Jay. 

Alicia and Chelsea in a photo opportunity
This old Pilling trick was the first of many that made Jay laugh until he finally said, “Oh, I haven’t had so much fun in years.” 

Wyona, Glen and Moiya were in the best of bantering forms.

 As Bonnie Wyora said afterwards, “When Jay is around, that is the closest we can feel to having Doral back in the room.” “Only one thing is wrong,” she remarked. “That special smell.  That is gone from him.  The farm smell.  I had to hug him twice to see if I could get it the second time, but it wasn’t there.”  Jay laughed to hear that.

Jay must be a bit off of his mark on one point.  Glen shook hands with him, bringing into the conversation Doral’s old joke:  what is it that men do standing up, women do sitting down and dogs do on three legs.  Jay couldn’t remember the answer.  He shifted uncomfortably, trying to find something to say.  Glen said, I don’t know what you are thinking, Jay but the Doral’s answer was, shake hands. 

That old joke of Doral’s must be the thing that initiated so many memories of the past for the rest of the day for me.  I watched family come in the door, plate up and then find a grouping or groupings where they wanted to sit for the afternoon. 

We could all remember things Doral had said about Jay.  For one thing, Doral told us that Jay worked at the race track, a place where the foulest of language was used.  “And yet”, Doral would say to us, “I have never heard Jay swear.  Never. The worst thing that would come out of his mouth is a soft ‘Scrud’.”  As well Doral used to tell us that a person could put a million dollars under Jay’s pillow at night, and in the morning, every cent of it would still be there.  Why would I want to say anything about the clean-up, but that part of any party can be hard, given all are tired by the time it begins.  But everyone seemed to rise to the occasion for there was no work to be done by the time I got to the kitchen.

Mike made the cutting table sparkle with warm water and soap.  “What causes trouble?  Bacteria and bits of food.  Get rid of that with warm soapy water and all will be well,” he said to me as he was sloshing soap and water on the table and enjoying the view of the lake at the same time.  That is the one part of the clean-up that I watched. 

a quick soda and then back to the hide-and-seek-game
To all ye who attended, no party is ever perfect, so in the comment section of this post, help out by commenting on how you think there could be an improvement at The Fifth Annual Pig Roast, schedule for the Civic Holiday Weekend in 2012. 
And of course, take this as your invitation to attend.

RSVP Arta at arta.blanche.johnson@gmail.com

In the meantime, wish that you could have been one of the happy group here, resting between rounds of a game where people were hiding behind trees or under ferns on the common property.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

The Fourth Annual Pig Roast, Part 1

I'm not so sure it happened that way, Wyona.
My dad's old friend, Jay Johnson, came to the 4th Annual Pig Roast.  Glen, Wyona, Moiya and I reminisced with him. 

Many of the stories he knew about our collective past were pieces of stories we also knew.

The stories were fun.

Here are some of them:

On Breeding a Mare or Why Doral and I Should Have Got a Divorce

Doral used to come out to our place 3 times a week to get milk.  I had a stallion named Royal Turk that I used to breed.  Doral and I were hand breeding.  I had the stallion.  Doral had the mare.  I came out of the barn and brought out the stallion and the mare jerked away from Doral somehow.  Doral run behind the stallion and it kicked him right in the head.  He dropped.  Just thump.  I thought it had killed him. 
Reed Bullock was there.  He worked for Bruce and was up in the hanger.  I called Reed and called Joyce and said we needed an ambulance.  Reed came down and we gave Doral a blessing.  Doral didn’t look very good.  It took hours for the darn ambulance to get there.  They came and picked him up.  I was beside myself.  I didn’t know what to do. Reed took me under his wing and calmed me down.  That is what happened.  Doral got kicked on the side of the head.  Any other person would have died right away.  Doral might have had a big tummy but he could do a lot of things a lot of other guys could have never done.  The stallion hit him right on the side of the head and smacked his jaw bone and socket, so his eye was hanging down.  The doctors operated on him and at the end, Doral was pretty good. 
And that incident was after Doral was out helping me butcher beef, either in the spring or fall.  That was a nice warm day.  The tractor was on a slope and I was lifting up the beef so we could skin it out.  When I lifted the beef up, the tractor slipped and broke Doral’s ankle.  Doral never said anything.  He got in his car and drove home and then went to the hospital that same way.
A couple of weeks after the horse kicked Doral in the head, Doral’s brother, Loran, called me and said, “I think you two should get a divorce.”
Doral was a good hunter.  I remember an animal 100 yards away and it was on a dead run. Doral hit it.  We took it home, put it up in my garage we where we skinned it and gutted it out.  We also went to Cliff Walker’s ranch hunting.  Doral told me right where to go on the ranch and said there would be a deer there, I went there and there the deer was standing, so I shot him.
One time we went hunting and I had Doral’s mo-ped I was riding that bike when I got off, I saw a bunch of deer. There was a lake bottom, dry and I could see these 2 deer fighting.  I raised up to shoot one of the two and here came another deer toward me.  He was going to get me, so I turned and shot him.  And those other 2 kept fighting even though I had shot the third.
Another time we were out shooting antelope and we came over a knoll and there were 3 of them lying down.  Doral said, “Let me rest my gun on your shoulder to shoot it.”  So I let him it there, and I couldn’t hear for 2 weeks.  The animals all got up and run away.  Doral said one will be laying over the hill but I had seen them 3 run away.  But we were over and looked and there was one sitting there.
On Hanging Out with Doral
We were in a vehicle, riding downtown, where you turn to come onto 12 Avenue, on 1st Street West.  We were coming along that street and there was a fellow who thought Doral had cut him off.  Doral hadn’t cut him off, but he drove ahead and cut Doral off and was as mad as a hatter.  Doral got out of the car, right on the corner.  There were other 2 guys there, working in a tire shop.
The guy who had come out of the car said, “Take your glasses off. I am going to hit you.”  Doral pointed at the tire shop and said, “You go over and get those 2 guys to witness the fight and then I will take my glasses off.”That made the guy even madder, but he went over and got the two men.  When they came back, Doral took his glasses off and put them right here in his shirt pocket (said Jay, using his right hand to pat his left shirt pocked).  That is what the guy wanted him to do.
Then Doral hit him so fast, I didn’t know what had happened.  Right in the nose, Doral came hard and fast.  The guy just turned around, got back in his car and drove away.
Those kids up at the church was fooling around, trying to see which one could slap the other guy’s face.  Doral got into the game which you play by having your hand at your side and reaching out and slapping the face of the other guy before he can slap you., I don’t know how Doral got into the game.  One of the kids’s name was Dalton. He walked up to Doral to play and Doral slapped him hard.  The kid said, “Let’s try that again”, so Doral upped and slapped his face again. 
It was his left hand.  Doral could lead with his left hand and he could throw that out so fast.
Doral was just so good to me.  He was the father I never had.  He was my friend, but he also treated me like he was my dad. He took me everywhere.  I never had to buy anything.  I have 2 of his guns.  When I get through them, I will send them to you.
I came out here to the Shuswap quite often with him.  I also went up to Moose Dome with Doral.  We went hunting up there. Doral should have been a millionaire from his oil leases, but that wasn’t a big thing for him.
We were up hunting one time and Doral woke me up.  He said, “I have seen Wyora.  She was dressed in white standing in front of me.  I went to talk to her, and that is what woke me up.  Why couldn’t I have kept my darned mouth shut?”
When Doral found out Wyora had cancer, he said, “I will take her down to Rochester,” but the Dr. told Doral it would be no use.  That is the first time I ever saw Doral cry.
Image from Coit Morrison's Collection
Wyora played Rook with us 2 days before she died.  I stopped there at the house.  I was on my way to the race track. .I stopped and we got talking and Wyora said she wanted to play rook.  So she got out of bed and Erva, Doral, Wyora and I played Rook.  I don’t know now who was partners. 

Today Darla told me that the Robertsons have read the official Rook rules which are different than the way we played the game.   The ‘1’ isn’t high.  
I like the old way.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Betty Blue Eyes?

I can have tickets for tomorrow night for "Betty Blue Eyes".   Any of you out there seen that one yet?  Will the boys like it?